Hello. Meet my nephew, Christopher. He is pretty much your average 3-year old, until it comes to Wrestling. He loves the WWE and almost every superstar in it. Here is a mini survivor's guide to dealing with a 3-year old wrestler.
Ever since he started talking, he has been imitating WWE superstars. From their entrances to their signature moves he just about knows it all. Today, he is Rey Mysterio.
When Chris is "in character" he won't answer to his name. You MUST call him by his character's name. Otherwise, you won't get a response. This U.S. Champion belt, which is the size and weight of the actual belt, was a Christmas present and is his most prized possession.
Here's a little advice: if he is "in character" and you think he may try to come at you, chances are that he is plotting it. After this shot was taken, he did attempt to charge at me, just as I suspected!
Showing off his ginormous muscles is one of his many scare tactics. Don't be fooled, one good body slam on the couch and its all over.
He usually starts off like this. You'll look at him and think he's just playing around "in character" and then BAM! A nice sweet chin comes out of nowhere.
For non-wrestling fans: Sweet Chin refers to The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michael's signature move. It is pretty much a nice, swift kick right in the face.
It might seem a little crazy to you, but I find it amazing that I really do get beat up by my 3-year old nephew. After he starts to get crazy with himself, and he will more often than not, all you need is one good move to get him down.
After all is said and done, he turns back into a normal 3-year old. He wants his SpongeBob blanket, some milk and somewhere to snuggle up and pass out. But if you ask me, this is the best time for paybacks for all those sweet chins!!!
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